Funk Jump

Alright now… Fasten your halo We’re runnin’ on neon electricity No gravity, just groove Got a talkbox whisperin’ secrets to the moon Liquid chrome rhythm make your shadow swoon Platform glide, velvet night I don’t chase the beat—I become the light Laser keys melt the edge of time Every chord got sugar, sweat, and slime Starlight hummin’ through my spine This groove machine? Fully divine Crank it up till the ceiling sweats Future vibes cashin’ old soul checks If your knees don’t buckle on the one You ain’t ready for what’s comin’ from the sun Drop that groove like a power surge Make your body twitch, let your mind submerge No rules, no map, no cosmic law Just a slick-ass rhythm and a wide-eyed jaw Drop that groove—electric bliss Every pulse got hips, every spark got kiss If your heartbeat jumps when the circuit bumps That’s the sound of the funk jump Synth lines stretchin’ like elastic truth Funk so fresh it wrinkle-proof Mirrorball planets spin real slow When the groove say “move,” you already know Talkbox laugh got a velvet bite Sayin’ “come on baby” in digital delight Every note flirt, every silence tease We don’t beg the funk—we do as we please Groove in the system (uh!) Shock to the brain (say what!) Too much rhythm? Nah—it’s medically insane Keys go “wah” Lights go “pop” Time take five, reality stop If your cool slips loose and your walk get strange Congrats, baby—you done entered the groove exchange Drop that groove like a power surge Make your body twitch, let your mind submerge No rules, no map, no cosmic law Just a slick-ass rhythm and a wide-eyed jaw Drop that groove—electric bliss Every pulse got hips, every spark got kiss If your heartbeat jumps when the circuit bumps That’s the sound of the funk jump Remember this— If it don’t glow, it don’t go If it ain’t slick, it ain’t sick Now power down slow… And let the groove drive you home